New South Wrestling Y'all!

I promised y'all a great article and here it is "hot off the presses!"

New South's #1 FANS!

By: Matt Deaton

 

New South Championship Wrestling is the greatest experience a person can have on this earth (besides almost everything else we can experience.)  Isaac, Miles, and I loaded up in the Highlander with Isaac's friend Ethan Winn, and we headed down to the metropolis of Franklin, Kentucky.  We were hungry for supper, so we swung into the local McDonalds in Franklin, which is just like every other McDonalds except it's a lot more Franklin-y.  We ate burgers and fries, and then with that delicious, gourmet food churning in our stomachs, we headed to the wrestling arena (the Franklin Boys and Girls Club).  

When we arrived at the arena (gym of the Boys and Girls Club), we were surprised to find that it was already packed, even though we got there 7 minutes early.  There was a ring in the middle of the gym, and the boys' eyes got really big.  All the ring-side seats were taken, so we had to sit on some bleachers against the back wall.  Fortunately for us the arena/gym in Franklin isn't very big, so we were still close enough to the ring to get some sweat splashed on us.

The amazing wrestling experience began with the portly promoter with a mousey voice coming out with a wireless mic and getting us fired up for what we were about to see.  It turned out, however, that the New South Championship Wrestling should actually be called, "Fat Guys in Tights Putting Each Other In Headlocks Association."  But, the boys loved it and seemed to have a good time, and we created a very interesting memory.  The awful wrestling/acting lasted longer than we did.  We made it about 2 hours and then we headed back to BG.  There was probably another hour left of the wrestling (fat guys hugging) after we left.  

People come up to us on the street all the time and ask us, "Will you ever go back to NSCW again?"  The answer is, "Only every time it comes within 800 miles of Bowling Green."  We are BIG fans!