What is this gene, you ask?
Back in the day at Western Kentucky University, the first significant happening occurred as freshman Matt was chatting it up with the ladies on campus. He felt a tap, tap on his shoulder. He turned around and nothing (but it really was something). No, this isn't a Scooby Doo ghost mystery but another one. This happened two other times to him (tap, tap, tappity, tap), and he has passed it on to our son. Miles has inherited this terrible GENETIC disorder. Study the photos below and see if you can figure out the mystery of BPT...
The would-be attacker. 
Her current residence underneath our roof.
The mad driver 
and the wild ride.
The incident in question.
The clean-up and removal.
The unphased 18 month old carrying the BPT gene
(aka Bird Poop Target).
That is hilarious. YOU are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOk....I have now picked myself back up off of the floor :-) Thanks for giving me a great laugh to start out my day. I have to tell you though - I think Steven may have th BPT gene also (he got "hit" once while walking down Fifth Avenue in Manhatten). Hopefully, he didn't pass it on to Emma ;-)
ReplyDeleteOKay, like I said, you always stir a chuckle from me! Yes, I at one time, when pregnant was a BPT. In the hair on the shoulders, it was like a freaky Alfred Hitchcock thing!
ReplyDeleteYour hilarious! Your poor boy!
ReplyDeleteyou totally had me going that Matt really had something...you are crazy girl! Love the post! let's get together soon. Josh is out of school starting next week!
ReplyDeleteOkay, you really hade me going there! I was so about to google BPT!
ReplyDeleteI love reading your posts. You are such a creative thinker and author. I score this post Distinguished!! ha.
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